Zodiac Tea · Your Sign. Your Tea. No Filter.
Your daily
horoscope,
served hot.
No filter.
Funny, shareable daily horoscopes for every sign, free forever. Go VIP for weekly forecasts and compatibility breakdowns.
All 12 signs. One group chat.
Zodiac Tea is astrology with a personality. A free, funny daily horoscope for your sign, built to screenshot and send to the friend who needs to hear it. No app download, no cold chart math.
- 01 Aries Mar 21 – Apr 19
- 02 Taurus Apr 20 – May 20
- 03 Gemini May 21 – Jun 20
- 04 Cancer Jun 21 – Jul 22
- 05 Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22
- 06 Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22
- 07 Libra Sep 23 – Oct 22
- 08 Scorpio Oct 23 – Nov 21
- 09 Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21
- 10 Capricorn Dec 22 – Jan 19
- 11 Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18
- 12 Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20
How the tea gets to you
- 01
Drop your email
Tell us where to send it. That is the whole sign-up for the free daily.
- 02
Get your sign’s tea
A short, funny horoscope written for your sign, free forever.
- 03
Screenshot it, send it
Built for Stories, group chats and the friend who is definitely a Scorpio.
- 04
Go VIP when you want more
Extended readings, weekly forecasts and compatibility breakdowns for $6.99/month.
Why Zodiac Tea
Astrology that talks like your friends. Not like a textbook. Not like a robot.
Free is the vibe. VIP is the full spill.
Free
$0 forever
- A funny daily horoscope for your sign
- Shareable, screenshot-ready format
- No app download
VIP
$6.99 /month
- Extended daily readings
- Weekly forecasts
- Compatibility breakdowns
- Priced below the $9–$15 astrology apps
Questions, answered
Is the daily horoscope really free?
Yes. The daily horoscope for your sign is free forever. VIP is optional and costs $6.99 per month.
Do I need to download an app?
No. Zodiac Tea works in your browser, and the free daily comes to your email.
What do I get with VIP?
Extended readings, weekly forecasts and compatibility breakdowns, for $6.99 per month.
I find astrology apps too cold or too vague. How is this different?
Zodiac Tea is written to be funny, relatable and shareable, so it reads like a friend talking, not a chart printout or a generic magazine horoscope.
Which signs are covered?
All 12 zodiac signs, from Aries to Pisces.
Spill it. Daily.
Drop your email and get your free daily horoscope. Funny, shareable, and made for your sign.